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Sep 2, 2014 / 26,249 notes

britanymurphy:

me at a straight boy’s house 

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Sep 2, 2014 / 14,634 notes

aprithot:

YEAH NO SHIT HONEY

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Sep 2, 2014 / 26,249 notes

britanymurphy:

me at a straight boy’s house 

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Sep 2, 2014 / 14,634 notes

aprithot:

YEAH NO SHIT HONEY

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Sep 2, 2014 / 26,249 notes

britanymurphy:

me at a straight boy’s house 

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Sep 2, 2014 / 14,634 notes

aprithot:

YEAH NO SHIT HONEY

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laughhard:

I never noticed this.

bruh, I’ve seen every episode and NEVER noticed this! 
Sep 2, 2014 / 86,901 notes

laughhard:

I never noticed this.

bruh, I’ve seen every episode and NEVER noticed this! 

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Sep 2, 2014 / 285,650 notes

How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

  • *Man walks into a store and finds employee*
  • Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
  • Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
  • Man: I never filled out an application.
  • Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
  • Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
  • Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
  • Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
  • Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
  • Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
  • Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
  • Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
  • Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
  • Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
  • Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
  • Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
  • Employee:
  • Man:
  • Employee:
  • Man: Fuck you, slut.
Sep 2, 2014 / 365,932 notes

g0od-riddance:

Can I be her please

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Sep 2, 2014 / 22,758 notes

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graveyard-strutter:

radiicvl:

plhants:

morgancrawf:

official-maximum-ride:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.
Sep 2, 2014 / 171,073 notes

graveyard-strutter:

radiicvl:

plhants:

morgancrawf:

official-maximum-ride:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.

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darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby
Sep 2, 2014 / 25,882 notes

darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby

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koblala:

im-in-lesbians-with-tony-perry:

soliloquyn:

therothwoman:

Can we talk about how Hairspray is a story where a not-conventionally-attractive girl gets the hot guy in the end without having to Become “Pretty.” Because we need more stories like that.

It’s also story about breaking down the barriers of racism which we also need more of.

And it’s about nice hair and cheesy dance moves, more things we need more of

It’s a movie where John Travolta plays a chic, which we need more of

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